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“No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’
dreamy-insomniac:LOLWOT?! A toilet brush? Seriously? I could make an epee joke but a lot of people would unfollow me. If you want one just inbox me :P
bustysister: “No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’m willing
I feel like I’d be an asshole for laughing at this…. oh wait…. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM an asshole. Phew. ^_^
karkatstuck: fuckyeahdementia: too much fiber in my diet was this joke really worth putting a log in your toilet … are you new to Tumblr? What a question…. *shakes head*
Har har.
fabj0hn: @thenikkibella: ahhh useless toilet humor, all in good fun, if u r offended…. It’s a joke #Letitgo
ask-closed-closets: Remember what happened when you hugged me. ((In case it’s unclear, there was no kiss. When Poison Joke tried to kiss CC he shoved a toilet plunger on his face and ran away. Sorry if this was unclear.)) xD! D'aww…
untilthevoidstaresback:muppethole:muppethole:toilet paper is returning to its natural habitat 😳 grocery stores are healing 🛒😩I was gonna make an “imagine showing this post to somebody 4 months ago” joke but I realized it’d just
karkatstuck: fuckyeahdementia: too much fiber in my diet was this joke really worth putting a log in your toilet good to see you finally got that stick out of your ass
roboluvsunicorn: 4 Another years old prompt - this one from nijibug asking what my favorite Gintama character is. No surprise it’s Shinsengumi voiced by one of my fav seiyuu. For me, Gintama is a series of prolonged ass and toilet jokes occasionally
theghostoflove: 2/77 Funny/Epic HP Moments ↳ The running Hogwarts toilet seat joke
arteriuss: Ackermans + toilet jokes
kanyeinterruptedme: Ya’ll better light Kelly Osbourne’s fucking ass on fire for that Latino comment. I’m sick of my race being the butt of people’s fucking jokes like we can’t accomplish shit but cleaning some white bitch’s toilet or mowing
karkatstuck: fuckyeahdementia: too much fiber in my diet was this joke really worth putting a log in your toilet
cracked: Nothing makes Vietnam fun like a broken toilet and some whimsy. The 5 Goofiest Pranks Ever Pulled (In The Middle of Wars) #5. U.S. Navy Sailors Toilet-Bombed Vietnam This literal stink bomb was fitted onto [Commander Clarence “Bill”] Stoddard’s
muppethole:muppethole:toilet paper is returning to its natural habitat 😳 grocery stores are healing 🛒😩I was gonna make an “imagine showing this post to somebody 4 months ago” joke but I realized it’d just look like any other
sunlightspear: takasquid: luxvertas: Japanese Toulettes are a gift from all the Gods from Shintoism! Pretty sure Shinto has nothing to do with toilets, but if you wanna prove me wrong, then by all means Pretty sure that was a joke, but if you wanna
Listen, I can handle the super-clones with foot long boners and bulletproof moisturizer, the paraplegic Italian mobster in a wheelchair that would make KITT from Knight Rider kill itself from shame, and the toilet-induced mansion earth quakes, but you
kanyeinterruptedme:Ya’ll better light Kelly Osbourne’s fucking ass on fire for that Latino comment. I’m sick of my race being the butt of people’s fucking jokes like we can’t accomplish shit but cleaning some white bitch’s toilet or mowing
democracyisdead: cockswastika: U.S. elections be like this is it. this is the best post I’ve ever seen. Yeah, basically.This analogy is too tasty though…I think it’s more like coriolis water-swirl shits. Either the toilet flushes the shit